Hannah jokes

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.