Hannah jokes

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.