Time jokes
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Have a great year!
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What time is it when you get home?
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.