Time jokes
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
It works, my brother has never slept better
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Have a great year!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.