Time jokes
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
It works, my brother has never slept better
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when you get home?
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.