Time jokes
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Memes
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.