Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, numbskull! You know how a regular calendar has 365 days, right? Well, this joke says an orphan's calendar only has 362 days 'cause they don't celebrate homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day. They don't got parents, so they don't celebrate those days. You probably think that's normal 'cause your brain's as smooth as a bowling ball, but most people have parents. Get it now, Einstein?