Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo Mama: Jesus' Nanny
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that yo mama is ancient by saying she was Jesus' nanny. Jesus lived like 2000 years ago, so that's a REALLY old mama. Also, you think Jesus needed a nanny? You know so little, it's kinda cute.
Lighthouse
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
QuickOne
Yo mama so old she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on.
HornyPussy
Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
VaginaSquirt
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is expired.
SquirtInMe
Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.