minutes (DYM 124)
Time Jokes
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
"Time"? More like waiting.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
