Time jokes
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
80s (DYM 84)
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Covid bruh
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is your favorite time of day?
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.