Countertop Bartering

  • My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

    A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

    A lot of counter-offers were made.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, like, "take things for granite" sounds like "take things for granted," right? And "counter-offers" is a play on words because it sounds like "counter," as in countertop. Get it? I didn't think so. BTW you are probably still using Internet Explorer.

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