If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Five Cents
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up! This joke is for dummies because it plays on the classic pickup line where you say someone is so gorgeous you'd be rich if you got a nickel every time you saw someone that beautiful. But joke's on you, buddy, because the person saying it is so ugly and has no game that, even using that line, all they got was a measly five cents. This joke shows you're not as smooth as you think. Facts!