First Time Jokes

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time

They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!

Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.