What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.