Time jokes
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
you.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.