Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Calendar Factory Firing Tale of Woe (or Not!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. The humor here is a pun. The dude got canned from the calendar joint 'cause he 'took a day off,' which sounds like 'day off' the calendar. Get it? Simple stuff, even for you.
Comments (2)
Is my name important?
You spelled 'off' wrong, it's 'of' when your saying something along the lines of 'I took a piece OF chocolate' otherwise it's 'I took the toy OFF the shelf.' It's probably just a typo.
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*off