Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
