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This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.