Carrot

its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"

you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because there dad never came back with milk