Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? because he is
sam ryan, more like sam reddit
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road…
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck’s opening, and was never seen again… The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said…" The chicken crossed the road…" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit…)
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
Sam Ryan is a reddit King?
Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit
Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever…
J0K35: LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can’t walk properly?
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot riot)
What is Satan’s favorite DJ?
What do neck breakers use?
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Is this the last joke?
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)