Think jokes

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."