Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Okay, so like, this dude ran over his own mom to get a book. Then the other dude is like, "lol, she probably thinks you are a great son!" But then, the first dude says she can't do anything anymore because he, like, ran her over with a car! I can't believe you didn't get it, you're probably as dumb as this guy!
