Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher thinks the student is wrong about the birds, but appreciates the kid's creativity. Then, the student flips the script and asks a question with a sneaky, dirty answer. The teacher falls for it, thinking the married woman is sucking on the ice cream, but the student reveals the real answer is the one with the ring. It's all about them assumptions, baby, and you, my friend, are full of 'em!
