Think jokes
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Memes
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.