Think jokes
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Memes
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I can't think of any jokes.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
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Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.