Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle, cuCUMber. what were you thinking.
Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom but then he realizes it's air.
todoroki POV: all he can think about deku
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone
yol what do you think about sex . good
