Think jokes
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.