Think jokes

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.