Think jokes

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...