Think jokes

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?

Search up biblically accurate angels.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂