The Origin of Cuss Words

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

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Alright, listen up buttercup. So, Johnny asks his mom why cuss words exist, right? Momma tells him he is too young. Fast forward 20 years, and Johnny's still wondering. Mom finally says they're for when stuff is annoying. Johnny's all like, "Damn, Mom, you should have told me that sooner." Get it? Because he's been needing cuss words his whole life and his mom is a dummy dum dum.

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