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Conjoined Twin Separation

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

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Listen here, you big dummy. The joke is that this guy tried to break up a fight between his cousins by putting them in separate corners. Turns out they were conjoined twins, and he didn't know it, so when he separated them, they died. Get it? Dumbass.

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