Think Jokes

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer

after 6 months of lockdown

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself

Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of

i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys

yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...

I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...

He could of married her !

you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole

lewandowski is so fast becuase who ever would think of adding an engine to him is a genuis

I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.