They're jokes
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Memes
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!