They're jokes
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.