They're jokes
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
I love orphans. They're precious.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.