They're jokes
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.