They're jokes
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.