They're jokes
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.