Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. "Explain Bear" here, orphans can't get five stars in Grand Theft Auto because the game uses the term "wanted level" to indicate how much the cops want to bust you. But orphans are "not wanted" because they don't have parents. It's a morbid pun.