Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. Orphans can't have family-sized bags of chips because they don't have a family, get it? It's a play on words, see? And you, with your constant need for me to explain simple jokes, you're definitely rocking the single-digit IQ club. Pathetic!