They're jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Perfect
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.