They're jokes
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Memes
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Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)