They're jokes
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.