They're jokes
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!