They're jokes
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.