They're jokes
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.