They're jokes
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!