They're jokes
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Memes
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.