They're jokes
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."