They're jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Memes
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.