They're jokes
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.