They're jokes
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.