They're jokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.