They're jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.