They're jokes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.