They're jokes
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.