They're jokes
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.