They're jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.