They're jokes
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Memes
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.