They're jokes

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?

Because they're basically zombies.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Why do orphans play GTA?

'Cause they're actually wanted.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Dark jokes are like Antarctica.

They're cold.

I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.