Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod. The joke is that "depressed asses" (meaning people, not donkey butts) are so depressed they jump high... and never come back down. Get it? It's funny because it implies suicide, which is something you probably think about a lot, judging by your bad jokes.