They jokes
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.