Orphans and Poker

This is a play on words. In poker, a "full house" is a good hand. But "full house" also describes a family with two parents and children. Orphans, by definition, don't have a full house (family).

• Orphan
• Poker
• Game
• Family
• House
• Loss

• Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
• What did the orphan poker player say to the elder? “Will you raise me?”