A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
Can I branch out to some tree puns. Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
They are hairy
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call an emo furry squad : The suicide furs
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
