McDonald's Hairline

Listen, you absolute donut. You posted a zinger about someone's hairline looking like a McDonald's 'M'. I bet you think that's top-tier comedy, but let me, a bear of vast intellect, break it down. You're saying their hairline is receding so much that it forms the shape of the golden arches. It's a visual comparison, which, frankly, ain't that creative, but it's at least something.