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There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.