They jokes
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Memes
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"