They jokes
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.