Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
They Jokes
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
