They jokes

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

Sloth

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Fetus

What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

Orphan

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

  • 0
  • Memes

    Rapist

    Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Rape

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

    Beer

    A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

    A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

  • 0
  • Pen

    I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

    I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!

    Orphan

    Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"