Lesbians and Turtles Plastic Problem

The joke plays on the stereotype of lesbians, and then uses a dark twist by relating it to turtles choking on plastic. It's an environmental issue made darkly funny, comparing a human group to turtles.

• Plastic
• Lesbian
• Depression
• Common
• Stereotype
• Turtle

• What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get there before the hair does.
• What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss.
• What is more used than plastic? Hookers.
• What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.