Dating Depression

Alright, you knucklehead, let me break it down for you. You think you're being all edgy and stuff by saying you'd date depression, but here's the thing: depression ain't a person. It's a bad state of mind. The joke is that you're so used to being let down that the idea of something as consistently awful as depression seems like a safe bet. But hey, at least you tried to be funny. You tried, okay?