They jokes
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."