5+ Best Winnie the Pooh Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Name

Derek Esmond Wenhold MrD · 6 years ago

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Blood

Anonymous · 3 years ago

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Winnie

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a horrifying illustration of Winnie the Pooh standing with his mouth wide open, revealing sharp teeth. He's covered in blood, with a severed leg at his feet. The text "WINNIE L'OURSON" is visible behind him.

Winnie the Pooh memes

Toilet

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

Name

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Toilet

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

Honey

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

Toilet

Country girlfriend · 5 years ago

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Pooh

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Share

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

Mode

Dagger 2 · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme featuring two panels. The upper panel shows Winnie the Pooh with an awkward expression and prominent teeth, accompanied by the text "Worstjokesever.com light mode." The lower panel depicts Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo, smiling confidently, with the text "Worstjokesever.com dark mode."

German

Erichh · 3 years ago

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Opinion

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

Meme

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image shows two panels of Winnie the Pooh. In the first panel, he's in his classic red shirt looking off to the side with a neutral expression, while text says 'I made a meme and it got one view.' In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and smiling slightly, with text saying, 'I elaborately created a divine worded picture with marvelous phrases and civilized grammar, but unfortunately, my theorized amount of sights by the citizens was incorrect.'

Winnie

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."

Straight

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Yessir

The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh. In the first image, Winnie the Pooh looks a bit disgruntled, and the text next to it says "Straight." In the second image, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and looks very pleased, and the text next to it says "LGBTQn't."

Pronunciation

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh. In the top panel, he is looking slightly displeased with the text "Aahnvelope" next to him. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a tuxedo and has a satisfied expression, with the text "Envelope" next to him.

Abortion

Madballs · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme using Winnie the Pooh. The top panel shows Winnie the Pooh with a somewhat bored expression. The text next to him reads, "Abortion." The bottom panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo with a pleased expression. The text next to him reads, "Spawn kill."

Winnie the Pooh memes

Community talk

Lovely perv

Xi Jinping looks a lot like whiny the poo ngl