Winnie the Pooh jokes

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.