"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
They Jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
