They jokes
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.