They jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."