They jokes
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât find home base.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Memes
Why canât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they donât have a home to go to.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were âPretty nuts!â
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.