They jokes
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.