They jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Memes
Bear
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.