They jokes

Girlfriend

    • When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.

    She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.

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    • They memes

    Car

    • If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

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    • Orphan

    • I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

    Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

    Ketchup

    • I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

    I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

    Robot

    • Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

    Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

    Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

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    • Cousin

    • Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

    The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

    The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

    The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

    The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

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    • People

    • So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

    BUT!!!!!!

    I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

    As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

    I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

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    • Name

    • There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

    When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

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