They jokes

Pizza

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Emo

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.

Paint

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they won't know where home plate is.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Dick

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Milk

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Child

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Ball

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Sound

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.