They jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.