They jokes
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
So true
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!