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What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.