They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Ah shit, here they come
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.