They jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Memes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣