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Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.