They jokes
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!