They jokes
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!