They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.