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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Memes
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Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!