They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Memes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."