They jokes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥