Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
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Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
