They jokes
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.