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They Jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
