They jokes
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.