They jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Memes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.