They jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Memes
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.