They jokes
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.