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America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.