They jokes
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Im the best at tetris
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."