Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
when hotline bling i only need one thing
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
i called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan and they asked if i could pilot a plane
