Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Tourist or Terrorist
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is a play on how 'terrorist' and 'tourist' sound similar. They didn't come to New York for the Statue of Liberty; they came for the towers. You probably clap when the microwave dings.