Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.